A collection of things people in the ER have done while under the influence of alchohol, drugs or keyboard cleaner:
ONE: Drunk patient threatens to call his lawyer at 2 a.m. because we won't let him leave without a ride home.

TWO: High patient hits the call button every five minutes and every single time it is because she wants to know if we can paint the ER room's walls a nicer color.

TWO: High patient hits the call button every five minutes and every single time it is because she wants to know if we can paint the ER room's walls a nicer color.











